Thursday, October 2, 2008
Argument Center
Here is a new segment that I like to call...Argument Center. This is the post you comment on if you want to get your rant or argument out there. The subject of these rants is completely up to you, and the length of them is completely inconsequential. This is the segment that is going to be the least organized, but it allows everyone to get their word in about anything, so enjoy. I will post a new Argument Center every week to keep things recent.
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Thanks for the invite to rant and rave. I'm good at being a blabber mouth... it runs in my blood. My topic today was about communism. Just curious as to how people feel.
Hey! You (stephi) just broke the sacred rule of An Argument Paradise! Everything posted here absolutely must have an argument attached to it, so you should definitely add in a stance to your post. Go off on how communism is great...or the worst thing since spaghetti!
I HATE SPAGHETTI! IT SUCKS! THATS RIGHT I SAID IT! Whoever thought of putting noodles in a bowl, covering it with tomatoes, followed by disgusting meat on top is retarded.
(sorry I'm bad at following rules...)
Ha ha ha! Much better, and sadly spaghetti is one of the few subjects that I simply can't flip flop on. It is a wretched substance and every trace of it should be thrown into a nuclear reactor. Spaghetti is one of the very few things that the Italians screwed up on, but they totally redeemed themselves with lasagna. I'll leave it at that.
I fail to comprehend how someone could not like spaghetti! Seriously, you talk about putting noodles in a bowl and covering them with tomatoes like it is nasty. But I must "argue" that if you put ketchup on your hotdog or hamburger, you are far more guilty of applying a nasty tomato additive to a food than spaghetti. Ketchup is far too thin and holds a shelf life that can in no way be mistaken as healthy I feel. All those preservatives could kill ya.
How DARE you even compare the travesty that is spaghetti to the simple divinity of the hot dog?! A hot dog never did anything to anyone, but spaghetti continues to serve as a torture device for sadistic parents to feed their babies as they take pictures of the carnage. It's not just covering noodles with tomatoes (heck that sounds fairly appetizing). It's covering nasty noodles with a runny tomato-saturated water/sauce, adding the cheapest of meat, and finally adding a generous dash of hate and cruelty to the sad concoction. That's the essence of spaghetti.
I love pasta, but I have to say I like Alfredo sauce better than marinara...and spaghetti is my least favorite of the common pastas...
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