The First

And so begins an experiment of mine that I have a sneaking suspicion will fail horribly, but since I love arguing so much, I'll risk losing a bit of confidence in the blogging system for the chance of getting into an incredible argument. To kick this thing off, I have the urge to post my all-encompassing philosophy, so here it is. It's all relative. Remember it, because you will undoubtedly hear me say it over and over again. There is no absolute truth. There are only an infinite amount of perceptions and paths of logic based on those perceptions, all of them equally wrong...and right. So, with that in mind, know that when I argue two different sides of an issue, I'm not really contradicting myself.
I apologize for all of the preachy stuff. I promise I won't do it often. All I want to communicate is that there are no right answers in An Argument Paradise, because an argument can't survive when a "right" answer exists, but for the love of God, stand by your argument as if it is Truth with a capital T and the only answer possible, and if you start to feel you're losing an argument, keep going. Eventually you'll find an opening. Have fun with this blog for God's sake! It's just like a big competition with no prizes! Hurray for nothing being at stake!!!